guide to plkn

Surviving PLKN: Sabrina's Handy Guide 

Disclaimer: You must know that Sabrina has never been in PLKN, she has never stayed in an asrama for more than a night, and she has no actual experience of PLKN, but she has great imagination (or she perasan she has).

1) Always bring sanitiser. Always always always. The all-purpose spray sanitiser is the best. I'd recommend Purell. 

2) Bring a decoy phone. I don't want to get into trouble, so I'm not going to elaborate this. I reckon you should know how this works. 

3) No, I know that you think bringing a comfy duvet would help, but don't even try. It's heavy.

4) Mosquito repellant, beyond essential. In fact, you might as well pack insect repellant, as you have no idea of the vast array of creatures you will find there. I'm talking about thumb-sized ants.

5) Don't bring cash. What is wrong with you, you'd think they have pasar malam?

6) Anti-leech socks. I can't even begin to explain how important No 6 is. 

7) Sanitiser. If I'm repeating an item, it's probably to emphasise that you won't survive without it.

8) I don't use sunscreen, but you know what they say, different strokes for different folks.

9) Electronics - mini fridge, mini microwave, portable wifi, mini washing machine... Ok, maybe it's prohibited, I clearly have no idea, but sheesh, be a little adventurous, will you.

Sabrina is joking, yes she is aware of how bimbotic this post sounds, but her only intention is to give her friends a good laugh teehee.