my ironing class

Wednesday, 12 December 2014

Day 10 out of 14

It's been 10 days, I'm still alive and well, thank God for that. 

Today, Abah decided to enrol me in the Mr Zaid's Ironing Class because 'How are you ever gonna have a husband?'

I think I managed to graduate with honours. Like, 5-star laundry service kind of achievement. (Abah refuses to admit that, though, but that's mainly because he's jealous, not because I perasan, of course). 

4 days till Bibi comes home. 

In a nutshell, after Dad's 20-minute course, I concluded that someone should really invent an automatic home-compatible ironing machine. The one that inhales your clothes, vibrate a little for a couple of milliseconds, and there you have it - a crisp pair of pants, button-down shirts, anything. 

The world needs a cute auto ironing machine, I'm sure. 

guide to plkn

Surviving PLKN: Sabrina's Handy Guide 

Disclaimer: You must know that Sabrina has never been in PLKN, she has never stayed in an asrama for more than a night, and she has no actual experience of PLKN, but she has great imagination (or she perasan she has).

1) Always bring sanitiser. Always always always. The all-purpose spray sanitiser is the best. I'd recommend Purell. 

2) Bring a decoy phone. I don't want to get into trouble, so I'm not going to elaborate this. I reckon you should know how this works. 

3) No, I know that you think bringing a comfy duvet would help, but don't even try. It's heavy.

4) Mosquito repellant, beyond essential. In fact, you might as well pack insect repellant, as you have no idea of the vast array of creatures you will find there. I'm talking about thumb-sized ants.

5) Don't bring cash. What is wrong with you, you'd think they have pasar malam?

6) Anti-leech socks. I can't even begin to explain how important No 6 is. 

7) Sanitiser. If I'm repeating an item, it's probably to emphasise that you won't survive without it.

8) I don't use sunscreen, but you know what they say, different strokes for different folks.

9) Electronics - mini fridge, mini microwave, portable wifi, mini washing machine... Ok, maybe it's prohibited, I clearly have no idea, but sheesh, be a little adventurous, will you.

Sabrina is joking, yes she is aware of how bimbotic this post sounds, but her only intention is to give her friends a good laugh teehee.